THORIN X READER: THIS IS RIDEADCULOUS
AN: You’ve watched enough south park to know where this is going.
Hide and seek was a favorite game of short people, and you and all of your friends were very very short.
Very short.
Like, it was fucking ridiculous the places you could fit yourself into. Under the sink in the bathroom? No problem? On top of the fridge? You could climb. In the ceiling in the laundry room? Yeah, sure, why not. There was a good six or seven inch gap to crawl into.
So, it was no surprise when you and your 12 buddies decided that you were going to get together at your great uncle’s house to play hide and seek. H
Motherfucker, I'm hipster Yes I am, can't deny I'm hipster I'm sporting my blue pinstripes I'm hipster A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online
Guys. Guys. I know I haven't uploaded jack shit in... who knows how many months.. but hey. I should have something written eventually.
I am drowning in AP work.
Latest Projects!
:bulletred: I Love You, Miss Margeret
:bulletred: Need re-edited and re-posting GB on my AO3 account. I had a huge fight with my beta/person who was hosting on their account. (Same person). We're not friends anymore. I have a new beta though, so don't worry for any of you who still read GB. (i love you all, you are my lifeblood, never give up on me)
:bulletred: Lilly Grass (I'll do it eventually. I promise)
:bulletred: Sapphires (this will also happen. I have it
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That's my tumblr, yall. Follow it.
Also, I'm writing an Egbertcest fic. It's going to be 14 chapters and a sort of coming of age fic. I'd be thrilled if you all read it without JUDGING ME.
Nojk, you can judge me.
Link for fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/493470/chapters/862705
Jessydarlink is the best beta ever, okay? Okay.
Let me know if you all like it or not.
But you know, I don't actually want to know if you don't like it.
Cause yeah.
My pride is large but fragile.
:heart: HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Love you ~volatile-memories (https://www.deviantart.com/volatile-memories) and :iconjessydarlink: and :iconfox-alchemist:
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